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NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll provoke the Volturi and blame you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula

TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!!!!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile

TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile





QUOES FROM TWILIGHT


-"I THINK SHE'S HAVING A HYSTERICS MABE YOU SHOULD SLAP HER!" -(ALICE CULLEN)

-"FALL DOWN AGEN BELLA?" "NO EMMETT I PUNCHED A WEREWOLF IN THE FACE"

-"I DAZZLE PEOPLE?" -(EDWARD CULLEN)

-"AND SO THE LION FELL IN LOVE WITH THE LAMB" -(EDWARD CULLEN)

-"YOU DO SMELL NICE,I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE" -(ALICE CULLEN)

-"IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE HAVING BELLA FOR LUNCH,AND WE CAME TO SEE IF YOU WOULD SHARE" -(ALICE CULLEN)

-"VAMPIERS LIKE BASEBALL?" -(BELLA SWAN)

-"YOU SMELL GOOD IN THE RAIN" -(EDWARDCULLEN)

-"SO EAGER FOR ENTERNAL DAMNATION" -(EDWARD CULLEN)

-"WHAT IF IM NOT THE HERO WHAT IF IM THE BAD GUY?" -(EDWARD CULLEN)

-"IF I COULD DREM,I WOULD DREM ABOUT YOU" -(EDWARD CULLEN)

-"YOUR LIKE A DRUG TO ME,LIKE MY OWN PERSONAL BRAND OF HEROIN" -(EDWARD CULLEN)

-"ISABELLA SWAN I PROMIS TO LOVE YOU FOREVER-EVERY SINGLE DAY OF FOREVER. WILL YOU MARRY ME?" -(EDWARD CULLEN)





20 Reasons you know you're in love with Edward Cullen and/or obsessed with twilight

1) You giggle every time you you see "Edward" in a book or a movie

2) You've named anything you possibly can "Edward"

3) Even though you love Bella, at the same time you don't like her because Edward is in love with her not you

4) You write "I Love Edward Cullen" on almost anything, including tests, and teachers start deducting points off for every zero)time you wrote it (which almost gives you a

5) You waited till midnight to get your copy of Eclipse just so you can "be with Edward" again and when the saleslady gives it to you yank it out of her hands and almost forget to pay

6) When Breaking Dawn was finished you cried and your parents had to ask you what was wrong

7) You write and read countless fan fictions about Twilight

8) You freaked out when you realized they were making Twilight a movie

9) You about threw your beloved copy of Twilight at the computer when you saw who Stephenie Meyer cast for Edward (HE ISN'T EDWARDY ENOUGH!) Not true to me! I think he's HOTT!!

10) There's a sacred place in your room for all four books

11) You are counting the days until the New Moon movie comes out

12) You bought Claire de Lune and loved it the first time you heard it

13) Even though Wuthering Heights is boring, you are forcing yourself to read it just because Bella loves it

14) Even though Bella's Bracelet on TwilightTeez.com is $65 and is probably pretty junky, you just have to have it

15) You get nervous around anyone with crazy red hair

16) You thought this was a great idea and wrote your own list which ended up to be almost 15 pages of 12 font

17) When Edward leaves in New Moon, you go through the same process as Bella

18) You have forced all your friends to read Twilight

19) You start hyperventilating when you heard that they are making a NEW MOON movie and that it's coming out in less than a year



20) You agree w/ the whole list and post it on your my pags





♥♥Twilight Oath♥♥
♥I promise to remember Bella♥
♥Each time I carelessly fall down♥
♥And I promise to remember Edward♥
♥Whenever I'm out of town♥
♥I promise to obey traffic laws♥
♥For Charlies sake of course♥
♥And I promise to remember Jacob♥
♥When my heart fills with remorse♥
♥Yes, I promise to love Twilight♥
♥Wherever I may go♥
♥So that all may see my obsession♥
♥Because I know what the Twilighters know