A decent very un-sykotic girlfriend, live or stuffed....prefferably stuffed for saftey reasons.....with a twat. A rocker chick..............with tatoos,piercings, and chuck taylors........ and a guitar...... and a vagina.





Random Statements 2: MY BABY SITTER WAS STOLEN HAVE YOU SEEN HER?! What if im goin for the highest fuckin colestorol ever......ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT AGAIN?! Quit fuckin smokin its nasty like bird doo doo. You look like a dinosaur....YOU LOOK LIKE A BITCH!! Jobs are for motherless dogs!!! The time of redemtion is at hand....the button pushers will always redeem us when your fuckin face is involved. Ugh my life is so not like a box of chocolates...more like a box of assholes....different colored and sized assholes. FUCK YOU!! MAYBE I WANT MY HEAD TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN BARBEQUE PIT!! Xmen is wickedy dickedy. THIS NIGGAS BEEN DEAD FOR SOMETIME AND I STILL WANT TO EAT HIM BECAUSE HES MADE OF SKITTLES!! I dont know. The lesbian farting penguins are coming down out of the mountains of booger trees to feast upon the will of the innocent and the pleasure of the guilty....all must be made ready. Its good to express yourself but you dont have to wear a fuckin too too. I is liked by naughty gay scene boys. Copy and paste GO BRUSH THAT HAIR!! Innocent children should not be charged with traffic violations under the restriction of sexual incrimination of either themselves in a porn store, OR WITH A FUCKIN 30 YEAR OLD BASE BALL COACH OHHH GAD COME ON?!? I find this fucker guilty of bein a fuckin jew bunny!!

HIGH!!! Dude my names jack.....meoff.....JACK MEOFF!!! HAHAHA!! Me drum lots...Im in a band nigguh. People say i am throwed like a softball, some like some not like. I like shit....all kinds of shit.....especially good shit....just ask me. I'm a starving artist......like litteraly im a musician with no job......and im hungry. But anyways I play drums in my town's top Rock band. Other than the drums I write songs/poetry and ryhmes and I hope to record a solo album as soon as I can. When im not doin music which isnt very often i enjoy cookin workin out and writing stories and shit like that. YES IM A LOSER.